Friday, July 31, 2009

Oh What a Week It Was!

This was going to be bulimia week. The editor figured that like smoking, hurling would yield hidden benefits. Jockeys and super models would probably fare as well as Walmart employees. Right?

Probably not. We were unable to find a single health benefit to bulimia (unlike tobacco consumption where there are health benefits that balance the disadvantages.) And we found a whole mess of adverse effects:

Erosion of tooth enamel because of repeated exposure to acidic gastric contents.
Dental cavities, sensitivity to hot or cold food.
Swelling and soreness in the salivary glands (from repeated vomiting).
Stomach Ulcers.
Ruptures of the stomach and esophagus.
Abnormal buildup of fluid in the intestines.
Disruption in the normal bowel release function.
Electrolyte imbalance.
Dehydration
Irregular heartbeat and in severe cases heart attack
A greater risk for suicidal behavior
Decrease in libido

So maybe we'll close the book on bulimia, at least until we can find a reason to re-open it. We conclude with the late, great George Carlin's comments on the subject.



Shifting gears, a study lnking msg to weight gain has been announced.
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2008-08/uonc-urf081308.php
It has been on our back burner to jump into the msg fray. More specifically, we want to explore the excitotoxin controversy in all of its luste and splendor. We will return to msg in the near future.

Finally, we have three accounts of the Earth-shattering meta-analysis that smokeless tobacco has only a trivial link to cancer. Maybe smokeless tobacco will become part of everyone's weight loss regimine!!!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/07/090728201734.htm
http://www.wmtw.com/health/20211710/detail.html
http://www.medpagetoday.com/Pulmonary/Smoking/15292

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

A New Perspective on Bulimia

I thought there would be more "hidden benefits of bulimia" or at least they would be easier to find. In the meantime, watch this guy.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Bulimia Introduction

We're kicking off eating disorder week here at Mister Weight Loss. We'll cover the topic in a bit more detail but for now let's be open minded on the subject. Like tobacco, bulimia is not without its merits. It's advanced and prolonged the careers of jockeys and supermodels. Maybe we can learn from our bucket-hugging friends.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Friday, July 24, 2009

No Fat Chicks?

This Meme Roth is frightening. Frightening! Think she might do the finger in the throat stunt? Just wondering.
You know, Dr. Regina Benjamin would probably be thinner if she smoked a Kool now and then.

IF WE COULD JUST GET OBAMA TO SHARE HIS CIGARETTES

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Gastric Bypass Video

If motivation is the issue, this vid should help.

DR. JAWAD LAYS DOWN THE CUTS

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Free Plug: Wildcat Fitness, Durham, New Hampshire

I like these people. Professional, personable, reasonable. I could say more but I think their site speaks well for them.
http://www.wildcatfitness.net/index.html