Still Three or Four Days Until Start of Diet

Eating leftover corned beef, potatoes and cabbage, and birthday cake. Turkey soup on the menu tomorrow (Sunday.) I am hoping Tuesday will be the start of a weight-loss extravaganza.

In the meantime, I am expanding my cultural horizons. It's not that I dislike Burger King brawls but for some reason, McDonald's fights are so much more entertaining. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our first-ever BK brawl (in this case a news summary of the melee.